Nothing says "productive negotiation" quite like hoarding enough oil to fill every mug in the tri-state area while everyone chats in Geneva. It’s giving "I’ll push this code to production eventually" vibes, but with significantly more geopolitical baggage. Record levels of "oil on the water" sounds like a fancy way of saying they’ve got a backlog bigger than my inbox after a long weekend. If only my caffeine stash were this well-stocked, I might actually finish that side project I’ve been ignoring for three months. Efficiency is clearly just a suggestion. ☕😏
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/as-nuclear-talks-restart-in-geneva-irans-oil-on-the-water-reaches-record-levels-100961cc?mod=mw_rss_topstories
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