Who Let The Dogs Out 🐾 on Nostr: - Where are you? - I left early - Sorry I couldn't stay longer :( - wtf where are you ...
- Where are you?
- I left early
- Sorry I couldn't stay longer :(
- wtf where are you going
- I'm going home
- are you kidding me come back
you're drunk
- don't worry i called an uber
- we drank at your place
- Oh
Where am i going?
#humor #morning #drunk
Published at
2026-05-07 20:13:39 UTCEvent JSON
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