How I see programming languages:
C: You need to manually build a heap to run 1+1
Rust: Copy 1 15 times, add a copy of 1 and return a copy
Java: OnePlusOneStrategyBuilder is auto-injected
JavaScript: npm install OnePlusOne
Python: 1+1 -> Hey C, how much is 1+1?
Ruby: 1.plus(1) unless session_expired
SQL: Select from fake table with 1+1
Kotlin: Open Android Studio, Alt+Space, Enter.
Swift: (1+1) in a blue bubble or 11 in a green bubble
PHP: <html><?php echo 1+1 ?></html>
Go: if err != nil { return nil } 1+1 if err != nil { return nil }
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