Brian Harper on Nostr: So I harvestes this squash this morning, it's 24 inches long. After cutting it I ...
So I harvestes this squash this morning, it's 24 inches long. After cutting it I spent a few minutes holding it by my crotch suggestively for Melissa to see. I guess the neighbor snuck outside and yelled "you wish!" A fun morning for all
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