"...this glorious and life-giving celestial dance," you conclude your sermon to a smattering of applause from the crowd as they put their phones away. "Amen."
Hashtag SolsticeNut quickly starts trending. For the moment, you are blissfully unaware.
Until the group chat starts popping off while you're buying a discount holly wreath.
Busted.
It's all about damage control now. You try to decide on the best approach -- one that won't get you uninvited from the July 4 beach house weekend.
Michele Feltman Strider
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2025-11-24 00:12:10 UTC
in reply to nevent1q…6egr
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