Helen on Nostr: I can't even say I live at the arse end of nowhere. I'm slap bang in the middle of 2 ...

I can't even say I live at the arse end of nowhere. I'm slap bang in the middle of 2 big cities. There isn't a field around here for miles; it's all housing and commercial buildings.

Where the fuck are my buses?

We have a big cruise port and several marinas, so perhaps I should get my speedboat out of storage and use that to get to work. It had to go into storage to make room for my yacht and all of the horses. Chauncey hasn't been riding much recently since his polo accident in Dubai. But the specialist is going to replace his teeth for him soon so at least he'll no longer look like some kind of common peasant. He'll be straight back into the wars though when he goes for his stomach bleaching and has to miss out on the old boys' regatta next month. Poor soul. We live such a hard life......
/sarcasm