I went to the cafe but forgot my wallet, so I went back home. I couldn't find my wallet, but remembered I could pay with my phone so I went back to the cafe. Afterwards, I went back home to look for my wallet. My wallet was in my pocket the whole time.
Whoever solves the "how to function enough without coffee to get coffee" problem will win a goddamn Nobel prize.
Al Sweigart /
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2024-05-05 16:02:06
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