>Do washing
>Can't find one of my gloves
>It's probably in the jacket pockets
>Not in right pocket
>Not in left pocket
>Not on the floor to the washing machine
>Not in the washing machine
>Not in any other piece of clothing
>Not anywhere else in the jacket
>Fuck it's lost
>Hey there's something at the bottom of the jacket, the glove IS stuck in there
>...
>It's in the fucking right pocket, how the hell
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