Brie on Nostr: My neighbor that has the salami in my hands crush on me hooked his generator up to ...

My neighbor that has the salami in my hands crush on me hooked his generator up to his breaker box so his whole house has power and he went and got a mini starlink when I said I was getting one and so he’s the only one in the entire neighborhood who has a fully functioning home

And he invited me down for a movie and honestly… at this point… i just might