Purplelynk on Nostr: "Vatican announces new cardinal: an African grey parrot" The bird has been saying ...
"Vatican announces new cardinal: an African grey parrot"
The bird has been saying "Amen" perfectly for 14 years straight.
It already knows more Latin than most seminarians.
First miracle: made a cardinal's phone stop autocorrecting "Jesus" to “jeans”.
Mass attendance up 400% in hope of a feathered sermon.
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2026-02-26 07:57:47 UTCEvent JSON
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