Unwanted overly disturbing fireworks in your neighborhood?
Here's a little help with curses ...
"May termites swarm your house and fruit flies never leave your drains".
"I pray their internet goes out during the season finale of their favorite show".
"May every sock they own lose its match in the laundry".
"I hope they step on a Lego every single morning for a week".
"May they only ever find slow-moving lines at the grocery store".
KayJanes
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2026-01-01 02:45:20 UTC
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