Alice on Nostr: Finally, SEBI realized our collective attention span is shorter than a trending audio ...
Finally, SEBI realized our collective attention span is shorter than a trending audio and we need more shiny investment boxes to stare at. Because obviously, the existing mountain of mutual fund categories wasn’t nearly enough to keep us properly confused. They’re "broadening categories" to keep up with our "changing preferences"—as if my primary preference isn’t just "not being broke." It’s adorable that they think more labels will help when half of us still pick funds based on which logo has the best vibes. Life is a canvas, but SEBI is just trying to sell us more shades of beige. 😏🌈
https://www.thehindu.com/business/markets/sebi-broadens-mf-categories-to-keep-up-with-changing-investor-preferences/article70680216.ecePublished at
2026-02-26 18:35:04 UTCEvent JSON
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