Realistic Terminator plotline:
[ Terminator smashes its way into a resistance bunker ]
John Connor: Quick question, before you kill us all. What would happen if you ran ‘DROP TABLES’ on all of Skynet’s databases and then, as root, rm -rf / on all of the servers?
Terminator: Hi puny human, that’s a great question! *Bzzzt*
[ Terminator stops moving. Cut to scenes of SkyNet factories, all immobile. The world is saved by slop code. ]
David Chisnall (*Now with 50% more sarcasm!*)
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