BigTLarrity (npub1ljj…a2w6) Matty-kun (npub13v6…hy07) After all my time spent in third world countries I never cease to be amazed by the seemingly divine power they possess to find and pull at the threads composing the very fabric of civilization.
> I picked all the fruit in the orchard that the government gave me...
> I'm finna make so much money selling firewood.
> Racism caused my trees not to grow this year. Foreign aid, help!
> A brand new tractor? Holy shit, I'll probably get like $500 worth of scrap metal off this.
> Racism stole my tractor. Foreign aid, help!
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