Federico Mena Quintero on Nostr: All the implant manufacturers have been acquired by either Epson or HP. At the time ...

All the implant manufacturers have been acquired by either Epson or HP. At the time of installation, you need to pair your implant with your phone via Bluetooth and install their app. It serves no purpose other than tracking, and ordering refills. The implant stops working when one of the flavors goes down to 40%. You tap the button for "sweeter" and the implant complains, via your phone, "no umami left, please buy a refill". You say, "only sweet, please", and it goes NO UMAMI.