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Since my wife put me on this diet I've been referencing an old SNL bit and calling everything "Almost whatever" instead of what it is. Watching the 1:54 bit would put it in context.
https://youtu.be/KLHRjaUBb3o?si=N3ebFpLPULleUkYF