oh no
If your bitlocker recovery keys are also stored on an afflicted windows system you might just be unrecoverably screwed.
I hope this "reboot fifteen times" rumor turns out to be true because otherwise a lot of crowdstrike customers will be rebuilding their infrastructure from scratch this week.
https://www.404media.co/to-fix-crowdstrike-blue-screen-of-death-simply-reboot-15-straight-times-microsoft-says/
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2024-07-19 14:57:14
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