Raw dogging Costco:
Hop into Prius (2007 POS)
Drive that baby hard, getting ~35 MPG pedal to the metal. Fuck yah.
Line up for gas. Full tank. Don’t even look at the price. It’s basically nothing (2007 Prius POS).
Get out of POS, walk to the entrance. Carts are for pussies.
Whip out Costco credit card and get that bitch scanned.
*BEEP* Costco employee: you’re good.
Of course I’m good, I’m a god dam bitcoiner.
Walk all the way to the back. Look at the rotisserie chickens for $4.99
Smirk under my breath knowing I won’t be buying anything but a tray of organic pastured raised eggs.
Grab the tray of eggs, use only one hand tho.
Time to pay, self checkout OBVIOUSLY.
Oh shit what is this? Pull out my mother fucking FOLD CARD. What’s that? 0.5% days back on my $14.99 eggs? You fucking betcha, Bitcoin to ♾️ so basically ♾️ cash back.
Get my receipt checked at the exit. Stunned look by the receipt checker. “Only eggs?” She said. I nod with a twinkle in my eye.
Writes number down on my receipt, throw it in trash immediately.
Hop back inside 2007 POS Prius. Eggs secured with seatbelt.
Fuck you costco, I only spent $14.99 and got sats back.
😎🤘
#bitcoin #story #sats #costco
danwilliams / Dan
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2024-08-29 03:19:25
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