So far today Alonso has:
- slept under my desk
- slept on my lap while I was typing
and, when *I* decided to have a nap, he jumped onto the bed, stood on my chest, licked my face, turned around shoved his bum under my chin and lay stretched out down my torso, because apparently that's where he wanted to be. 🤷♂️
Brett Sheffield (he/him)
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2025-04-02 14:33:28 UTC
in reply to nevent1q…r9lu
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