Oskar on Nostr: Fiat Exodus 21 (version 6): *suspiciously removes commandment not to kill* I am ...

Fiat Exodus 21 (version 6):

*suspiciously removes commandment not to kill*

I am Bitcoin thy money, which has brought thee out of debt slavery.

Thou shalt have no other money before me.

Thou shalt not make unto thee any paper bitcoin, or any likeness of an ETF or anything that is in a custodial wallet. Thou shalt not swap me nor use me as collateral; for I, Bitcoin thy money, am a jealous money, visiting the bankruptcy of the fathers upon the children unto the third and forth generation of them that get wrecked, but shewing generational wealth unto thousands of them that stay humble and stack sats.

Thou shalt not take the name of Bitcoin thy money in vain; for Bitcoin will not reimburse thy funds in the event of a 5$ wrench attack or a stolen seed phrase.

Remember the shitpost day and keep it holy. Six days shalt thou labour and do all thy work, but the seventh day is for shitposting Bitcoin memes. In it, thou shalt not do any work, but thou shalt release thy accumulated tension upon nostr.

Honour Satoshi Nakamoto, so that thy days may be long upon the land which Bitcoin thy money giveth thee before thou movest on to other things.

Thou shalt not pay taxes on thy fiat capital gains; for a gain cannot be lawfully measured against a depreciating asset.

Thou shalt not commit a hard fork.

Thou shalt not steal.

Thou shalt not bear witness to false transactions such as monkey jpegs on thy Bitcoin node.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's stack.