XBToshi on Nostr: crypto bros are like: - 2022: "Just buy a hardware wallet bro." - 2024: "Just ...
crypto bros are like:
- 2022: "Just buy a hardware wallet bro."
- 2024: "Just self-host your node bro."
- 2025: "Just get an iPhone, Secure Enclave is unhackable bro."
- 2026:
🚪 Coldcard 💀
🚪 Trezor 💀
🚪 Ledger 💀
🚪 BTCPay 💀
🚪 LNbits 💀
🚪 iOS 🪓👀 [Grim Reaper knocking] 😱
#coldcard #trezor #ledger #btcpay #ios
Published at
2026-11-10 16:48:59 UTCEvent JSON
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