Michele Feltman Strider on Nostr: Fresh air sounds nice. Gingerly stepping out of the ferret swirl, you creep down the ...

Fresh air sounds nice. Gingerly stepping out of the ferret swirl, you creep down the hall to the spiral staircase.

As you reach the top, you feel a little winded and dizzy. A cool breeze braces you as you step out of the narrow access door onto the roof. You blink in the weird daylight.

You spot the pigeon nests, no birds in sight, and fill the sack. Feeling you made the smart choice, you head back to the door...

Where you are confronted with a multi-story wall of displeased red-eyed pigeons.