Sarah E Bourne on Nostr: I have suddenly started getting catalogs for fancy furniture addressed to "Sarah ...
I have suddenly started getting catalogs for fancy furniture addressed to "Sarah Bick" (not my name, never has been.) This one is huge and weighs at least 2 pounds - you can't even hold it in your hands to look at it. The stuff in it is way out of my price range. The sofa is $16k for instance. Those fuzzy chairs? They're "New Zealand sheepskin and black oak" and go for almost $6k each. As if everything in the world doesn't feel surreal enough already.
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