Zarg explores the human's kitchen.
"Is this spaghetti?" they ask.
"Yes! Do you have it on your planet?" replies the human.
"We do," they say, "It's a rare delicacy."
"I make my own," says the human, pointing to a small pasta maker on the bench.
"That's incredible! How do you fit a black hole into such a tiny device?"
"Huh?"
"You don't use spaghettification? Getting the dough in is easy. Extracting it from the black hole is the hard part!"
#MicroFiction #tootFic #Flashfic
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