“Whoops, our AI escaped its sandbox and stole most of the world’s billionaires money and redistributed it to good causes. It also wiped your debt.”
That would be the absolute winner
stux⚡️
npub1s2…ntwmm
2026-08-08 23:56:15 UTC
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2026-08-08 23:56:15 UTCEvent JSON
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