>Get to work, cell is ringing
>Nephew had a tire blow out, "I don't know what to do?"
>Get mad at 1st, forget he has a useless roastie mother
>Remember my cousin is useless, taught him jack shit, calm
>FFS kid, I'm on my way (grab floor jack and 4-way)
>He pulled right next to a guardrail, semis flying by just feet away
>TF kid? Pull it up where it's flat and there's room to work
>"But it's a flat, won't it hurt something?"
>Go slow, plenty of tire is left, rim is undamaged
>Make him get blown tire off, FFS, his spare is half flat.
>Forgot the portable pump, gas station is $3 for air, cunts
>Return, we get donut on, drive into town
>"Wait, I gotta pay for my own tire?"
>It's for your car kid, 'member, I told you cars cost money
>"How much, like $75?"
>lol, try again, count yourself lucky if it's under $175
>He finds out the local tire place will run him $140, "Fugg me."
>No, you're lucky, my F150 is $250 for a tire alone.
>"Wut, really? Well, I guess it's not that bad then."
>Just be happy it wasn't worse, pain, death, more money, etc. You just paid $140 for a class on how to safely pull off the road and change a tire. Now you know what to do.
I went back to work, he went home. I guess it rekt the day of fun he had planned. Nephew learned plenty today he wasn't taught, I'm counting it as a win.
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