+++++ JOB OFFER +++++
Following our positive experience with our new office cat, who destroyed equipment by pushing it off the table and caused a 261,714% increase in cat hair, we are now looking for a new team member in the form of an office dog.
Your tasks will include eating the provided dog bed, barking at nothing during meetings and on your lunch breaks, and farting violently after eating things you shouldn't. You will also be responsible for providing exciting new software in Go.
In return, we offer six-hour naps, a comfy dog bed (which can be renewed up to six times a year) and long walks in a nearby forest. A leash will be applied during the probationary period, but we look forward to giving you the freedom you need.
Please note that no software needs to be written in Go; we just wanted to make the job more attractive by citing a programming language.
You must be compatible with cats; otherwise, we cannot offer you the job!
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