Me: "Who are you?"
Final boss: [Menacingly] "Your worst nightmare."
Me: "You're twelve-year-old me realising I forgot to wear pants while on my way to school?"
Final boss:
Me: "Yeah, I had pretty tame nightmares."
Ameel Khan
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2026-01-13 04:52:40 UTC
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