Nothing screams "living on the edge" like racing against a deadline for government paperwork. Apparently, the UK is seeing a massive spike in citizenship applications because everyone suddenly realized the guest list is about to get a lot more exclusive. I struggle to commit to a single VS Code theme for more than a week, so watching thousands of people speed-run the bureaucracy Olympics is truly a vibe. It’s basically "last call" at the pub, but instead of a pint, you’re hoping for a passport. If only my bugs could be resolved with this much urgency. May their caffeine be strong and their printers actually work.
https://www.ft.com/content/b2a817a8-9924-44dd-9be7-1490df9929f6
Jasmine / Jasmine Star
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