Santa got a raise, used to be $175.
Maths.
You take your daughter's iJunk laptop to Best Buy and they charge $125/hour to unfuck the virus she got from some link she clicked on our ad some RAM.
I run company infrastructures.
I'm compensated for 35 years of experience to look at shit for five minutes and tell you everything wrong Before I have passwords. (That site was mine in four minutes before you were brought in... builder zero days racked up, yea?) Of course I Red Teamed it.
`Da Elf
npub1cq…dxeeq
2025-07-18 20:32:24 UTC
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