Parenting 🤨
My dipshit teenage son went to a party last night.
Then I picked him up from the party at 11pm, realized he was drunk & told him he took it too far.
Then he sunk out of the house to wonder around the neighborhood in the AM with two teenage girls that were apparently also drunk.
Then my wife busted him sneaking back into the house at 2am. (she heard the door open)
Then she yelled at him.
Then we thought he went to bed but he was barfing in his bathroom.
Then he cried to him mom & said he drank too much & that was all a bad decision.
Then he went to bed.
Then I woke him up at 7:30am to cut grass, pull weeds & rake the backyard.
Also, now he’s grounded.
MattA
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2026-06-13 12:48:46 UTC
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