Trump Promises To Bring Back $5 Footlongs If Republicans Win (Satire)
From The Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In his latest attempt to entice voters to turn out for the November midterm elections, President Donald Trump announced on Tuesday that he was promising to bring back $5 footlongs if Republicans retained control of both houses of Congress.
Sep 15th 2026 11:25am EDT
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