my mom when I was nine: "How could you forget what five times five is? *thwack* Don't you know you have to learn calculus and shit if you don't want to be a failure in life? *smack*
me decades later, having learnt shittonnes of math but not exactly being employable and also knowing people who are bereft of such knowledge making more than her: turns out there's more to life than calculus
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