You're right, I secretly am a Discordian / Subgenius belief mixture. Sometime a little spaghetti monster too, when I'm hungry.
Jokes aside though: Interesting article! Though I think the arguments given could be explained by a multiverse or simulation theory, too. In the end, we just don't know (yet).
Maybe that day will come, maybe it won't.
One thing is for sure though:
As long as we keep killing each other for our fabricated beliefs, we won't ever get anywhere.