Melissa found a high quality framed print of Burt Reynolds in his iconic 1972 Cosmopolitan centerfold at the same antique store I bought my uranium measuring cup yesterday. She snapped a picture to send her sisters but I was teasing her and said she was saving that for later. She rolled her eyes and said "Burt doesn't do it for me" and I said "what you don't want a mustache ride?" She almost fell over laughing.
Fun antiquing trip. 😂
Brian Harper
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