When asked for comment, His Holiness Sir Saint God Emperor King Paunchius I, Bigly Cheese, Grand Potentate and Pope of the World (And Anywhere Else Elon Might Try to Set Up Shop), dragged a tiny knuckle off the Rose Tarmac to tuck an errant tuft of cobweb that may once have been hair into the discolored pile on the top of his head and snorted, “I only like minor functionaries who don’t get beaten up by teenage girls. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
So say we all: Thank you for your attention to this matter.
#BigBalls #BallsDropped #news #Trump #us #uspol
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