Marcus Hutchins :verified: on Nostr: I bought $200 worth of stuff from Costco this week and they bought $0 worth of stuff ...
I bought $200 worth of stuff from Costco this week and they bought $0 worth of stuff from me. To resolve this deficit I will be charging myself $50 every time I go to the store. With this extra income I will build toasters, which I will attempt to sell to my local Costco for $200 each.
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