La Brunette on Nostr: Tomorrow is a holiday and we'll have a long weekend. My job is done for this week and ...

Tomorrow is a holiday and we'll have a long weekend. My job is done for this week and now I'm looking for stupid shit in my office for the rest of the day.
Hence, tell me two dumb things you want to buy, one clean and one nsfw.
Of course, me first. I want to buy my first-ever gift voucher. I never had one, gifted or self-bought. I want to buy one for the Italian trains (Trenitalia) to use next month. The company pays for everything work-related but I also want to have some day trips "for my soul". But I want to buy it with Sats, so for the next 2 or 3 weeks, I'll have to stack €50 worth of Sats (about 52k at this moment).
The second thing, nsfw this time, I want to buy a dog dick dildo. I know, weird as fuck. I don't even know if I'll ever use it. Probably, first I'll just look at it for half a day.
(If you judge me in writing for this, I'll block you. If you don't like the shit I write, you should block me and live happily.)
So, what's on your list?
#nsfw