"...it turned out the table was Edwardian mahogany as mentioned, but the chairs were not from the original set, and had been replaced with a walnut Victorian set, Jeremy was trying to pull one over on me. I have this folder of wood grain patterns I have been updating since I was a nipper, I wasn't born yesterday Jeremy, it's a shame really the table would have worked with the porcelain pygmy figurines I got from that estate eviction auction,would you like another Ethel?"
