[online stores if they were brick and mortar stores]
me: huh, I’ve always wanted to check this place out, I’m going in
giant man blocking the door: YOU WANT TO SAVE 10% ON YOUR FIRST PURCHASE? Give me your goddamned email, now!
me: whoa, can I just look around first?
giant man at door: fine but only if you tap the “no, I don’t want to save money” button before you go inside
Matt Haughey 🦣 /
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2024-01-02 14:51:14
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2024-01-02 14:51:14Event JSON
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