infinite free fights: find subjects that aren't to your preference, and express your preference. Do not attack. Do not contrast. Only slowly let yourself be drawn to any other subject. You are here to make the simple declarative statement: "I LIKE THIS THING."
brown-haired woman: how do I look?
you: I like redheads
Mormon girls laughing with each other about how dumb it is to say that the "Church of JESUS CHRIST of Latter-day Saints" doesn't believe in Jesus.
you: I like the Pope.
redditor:
you: I like MySpace.