Honestly some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
Every time Turkey took another pointless shot from out past Fremont or San Mateo, and missed by the same 2 yard margin
Turkey had 62 shots in two games. SIXTY-TWO SHOTS.
zero goals. Nil of goals. None goals
Staggering
#TURPAR
#FediFC #WorldCup #WorldCup2026
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