Bitcoin jokes.
- Why do bitcoin investors want a Lambo?
Because they know Ferarri is owned by Fiat
-Why shouldn’t you bother someone who collects bitcoins?
Because they’re mining their own business
-What’s the different between Bitcoin and my wife?
My wife doesn’t go down on me
-A vegan bitcoin investor who does CrossFit and didn't vote in the 2016 election walks into a bar.
Now everyone's wondering what he's gonna bring up first.
-How do you get a Bitcoin technical analyst off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza
-Why did the blonde chew on nickles?
She heard she could become rich from bitcoin
-What did the bitcoin investor say to the man who wanted some bitcoin?
MINE!
-I treat my girlfriend just like my bitcoin
I never pull out.
-now you choose between 2 options
Get me a better joke or zap me.
#zapathon
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