Animal control to Cat Dude Twig,
Animal control to Cat Dude Twig,
Your Gale breaking bad music video signal was GAY.
If you're going to call me Major Big,
do it proper and use CAPS LOCK,
because size DOES matter, and
I don't know shit about space or your gay space bars, except
I don't care if you're boomer-zoomer or your DeGenderation-X is Millennial Falcon,
NO FAT CHICKS. You want the truth? You can't handle the truth, let alone the hole truth, so help me God,
Truth is, I told your mother I was Major Konig.
Like you, though, she didn't know shiz about Konigsberg or Major Konig,
But when I had that freak horizontal, she at least
understood size, appreciated size, and knew that size does matter.
She didn't have to wait for the Earth to rotate on a 47-degree axis, so the stars can touch the sky and create an equilax to see the Big Dipper,
she just called me, the man with the Big Dipper. I guess she didn't tell you about Big Poppa,
or what came after I went behind, did the bump-and-grind, and she called me
MAJOR BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY.
I don't know how the fuck you got here, butt, you can do like she did,
or call me your Major Konig daddy. It doesn't really matter to me,
I'll still call you a queer black cat dude clone drone motherfucker,
Gaylord Twinig.
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