y'ever have a bag of lentils explode on you? I did yesterday.
It was a bag of cheap-ass dried lentils from wal-mart. The plastic seam split and there were FUCKIN' LENTILS EVERYWHERE.
Of course, I cleaned up as best I could, but I have no idea how many have managed to go into hiding.
Gonna remodel the kitchen like a decade from now, and find lentils growing in the walls.
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