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🚨 CONSPIRACY THEORY TIME 🚨
Trump kidnapping Presidents & putting motherfuckers on t-shirts the past few months got me thinking. What is the common thread that connects all of these people? 🤔
January - Maduro kidnapped in his jammies:
February - El Mencho sent to the great fiesta in the sky:
March - Khamenei finally meets his 72 virgins:
Then I REALLY started thinking...
There are actually TWO ways for the #US to reach the targeted 5% of the #Bitcoin supply:
1. Buy 5% of the #BTC network (annoying, costly & not Chad-like at all). 🥱
OR…
2. Kidnap/Kill the primary keyholders of major entities who have been stacking sats so that their coins are rendered unmovable & are effectively burned (plus bonus points because you're taking out enemies of The State anyway). 😈
This shit is about to get wicked, #Nostr fam. 🤙
Published at
2026-03-01 10:50:34 UTCEvent JSON
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