Tiger Woods Unimpressed With Roadster As He’s Flipped Dozens Of Vehicles (Satire)
From The Babylon Bee
JUPITER ISLAND, FL — Professional golfer and driving enthusiast Tiger Woods was reportedly unimpressed with the new Tesla Roadster, saying he’s flipped dozens of vehicles all by himself.
Oct 16th 2026 4:14pm EDT
Source Link: https://babylonbee.com/news/tiger-woods-unimpressed-with-roadster-as-hes-flipped-dozens-of-vehicles/
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