This is a hypothetical about time traveling to the past, so please don’t freak out and send the Secret Service to my apartment.
But, like, it was probably so easy to m***** Donald Trump for like 10 to 15 years there where he was a broke pillhead loser. I bet you could’ve bought shit at Duane Reed, stopped by 30 Rock (dressed as a cartoon nurse or something), and gotten the job done in an afternoon.
Sabrina✨ /
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