punspotter on Nostr: Now the Sneetches had dollars and wanted their yield, So McSaylor arrived with his ...

Now the Sneetches had dollars and wanted their yield,
So McSaylor arrived with his great money field.
"For just one hundred dollars I'll make you content!
With an eye-popping yield of eleven percent!"
"Just step into Stretch, the banks are all leaking,
My certificate printer is just what you're seeking!"
"We're yield-bearing Sneetches!!" they said when they bought,
Self-custody Bitcoin? Don't give it a thought.
While deep in the belly, the machine churned away,
Converting their dollars to Bitcoin each day.
Then McSaylor McBean with a grin and a wave,
Said "Good day to you Sneetches, you've all been so brave!"
He sailed off to Cannes in his yacht while still smiling,
Nearly eight hundred thousand and steadily climbing.
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