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Enough of all of the noise. When will scientists work on creating a race of vampire beings. Nosferatu. I feel like this could solve so many problems. I volunteer to be first. Experiment away. I will choose my cadre - my coven. And we shall go and live in the hills of Azerbaijan. The fearful villagers paying tribute to keep us at bay. I assume that Azerbaijan still has 15th century style villages? With wells and taverns and shit? If not..... Croydon? We shall make our lair at the top of the 50p building or in the darkest depths of the Whitgift Centre down the West Croydon end near Boots. By day we shall slumber. But at night........ at night we feed. I'm gonna hypnotise so many people. I'll get the tram up to East Croydon then the train to Victoria where I'll walk vampirically down to Westminster and I'm afraid I'm gonna go fucking berserk. It'll be hypnosis-central, baby! Also possibly some light tearing limb from limb depending on how the mood takes me. I will fix this world if it's the last thing I do. Me and my immortal chums. Then when things are a bit better....... blood rave.
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